NITK Club Meetings- A Parody

(Note from author: Dialogues vary depending on the ethnicity and the lingo)

Time: 3-15 pm
Place: Class
Situation: Struggling to keep your eyelids up
(SMS Message) Club meeting at 5- reads the sms. You groan and stuff your cell back into your pocket and get back to sleeping or listening to the class.


Time: 5-15pm
Place: MessFriend: Hey! When is the meeting?
You: What meeting?
Friend: Today’s meeting…
You: Oh yeah… apparently it is at 5-30
Friend: U attending?
You: What Shatta maga… blah blah blah…


Time: 5-25 pm
Place: Hostel Corridor
Situation: You are busy giving a GPL to someone you don’t know.
Friend: Dude are you not coming?
You: What…?
Friend: Meeting man…
You: Eeeeh thu… hmmm… (and a few more nasal exercises) wait I will come…
(Grumble Grumble)

Time: 5-30pm
Place: Outside the hostel blocks near FC.
Situation: Walking to the meeting.Friend: Mess food sucked big time today.
You: Shit man, they might have as well given it to the cows.
Friend: That’s why they gave it to you.
You: Ass… Let’s go and have something at FC.
Friend: Its time da…
You: F*** it. They will be late anyway. I am hungry.
Friend: You are paying…

Time: 5-45 pm
Place: FC
Situation: BurpingYou: Enough… lets go…
Friend: One more round da please…
You: One day you will explode at this rate… I am leaving.
Friend: Hey look its Skinny…
You: Yeah… Hey skinny!!! Wassup man? Heard some interesting stories about you?
Something about you telling the special someone some sweet things and getting
something bitter back...
Skinny: Who told you that?
(Blah Blah Blah)

Time: 6 pm
Place: FC
Situation: Mocking Skinny<…@@@@####$$$$&&&&……>
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Time: 6-15pm
Place: SS
Situation: U know it… just imagineYou: Where is everyone?
X: Dunno man… late as usual…
You: I told you friend we should never have come so early. It was fun teasing Skinny.
Friend: Yeah man…

Time: 6-45 pm
Place: SS
Situation: Club assembledYou: Ok, so why are we here?
X: Dunno, Y called me...
Y: Z messaged me…
Z: Someone told me… Don’t remember his name…
Friend: What the hell man…

Time: 7-15pm
Place: SS
Situation: …….
You: Ok, so we are going to arrange a fest in 2 weeks. Does anyone remember what happened
last time?
Chorus: Mutter Mutter Mutter
You: We had event1, event2, event3, etc… There was something else… What was it?
Chorus: Mutter Mutter Mutter
You: I think we are getting nowhere and no one has any ideas anyway. Let’s disperse. Let’s have a
meeting tomorrow. Be ready and come with ideas…
Chorus: Mutter Mutter Mutter

Time: 7-30pm
Place: Hostel room
Situation: Playing Dota, or watching some series, or something like thatRoommate: Where were you?
You: Club meeting man… 2 hours they wasted…